My first attempt to coin a term: iCrap
Definition:
iCrap [ahycrap] icrapped, icrap-ing, noun
- verb (used without object)
1. to go to a secluded place, usually a toilet at work, possibly with the intention to avoid someone or something and use and operate an iPhone, often a game, often using headphones.
– verb (used without object)
2. the act of iCrapping.
– noun
3. anything starting with i followed by a capital letter, but isnt cool.
Origin: Littlebighuman, while chatting with his friend Alexis, came up with it when explaining that he was going to iCrap on the toilet for a while.
Related forms: iCrap, noun
Synonyms: None yet.
Examples:
- I totally need to go iCrapping right now;
- He was taking a huge iCrap, seriously, he was gone for one hour at least;
- Our company has a policy against taking iCraps.